I’m bleeding and I can’t get up | The midlife Chiron return 45+
CAD$44.00
Choose this reading to RE-parent your core wounds and take back play.
- This midlife transit will be experienced by everyone around age 49-50.
- Chiron asks us what kind of elder we want to become?
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!” ~ Hunter S. Thompson
- Let a hag witness and cherish your gnarliest tantrums, so you can stop compulsively fixing yourself and start enjoying the fuck out of life.
- A useful reading to look forwards or backwards at the midlife catharsis.
- Birth information required.
Within 24-48hrs, you’ll get a recorded reading, including:
⚷ An overview of how to use Chiron energy to heal yourself – based on Chiron transits to your birth chart right now.
☾ PLUS intuitive advice – 11-card Celtic Cross ◊ 9-card Lenormand spread ◊ and Bonus Oracle cards too.
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$33 OFF | Bundle any 3 Hag Readings
- Automatic $33 discount at checkout
This reading requires you know an accurate birth time. If you don’t, no need to panic!
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