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  • An adventurous journey into the empty badlands awaits our Hero.

    The Hero’s Journey (aka The Crisis) card spread

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  • The opening of a vibrant pink flower.

    The “So this is love?” card spread

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  • A downtown skyline represents an iconic symbol of cultural, economic, and social power.

    The Social Clock card spread

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  • A sign points the way to a somewhere called Dark Hole.

    The Biopsychosocial-Spiritual Fuckery card spread

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  • Reflections of lush plants in a contemplative pool.

    Your Magnum Opus card spread

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  • A window in a red sandstone cliff shows a blue sky on the other side.

    Go after what you want | Where are you in your Mars cycle right now?

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  • Exuberant cherry blossoms explode against a blue sky.

    Supersize the dream | Where are you in your Jupiter cycle right now?

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  • Mount Robson looks impossibly large.

    Reality with a capital ‘R’ | Where are you in your Saturn cycle right now?

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  • Bi-wheel chart of astrology transits.

    Astro side order | Long-term transits

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